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Below are several acts available in my repertoire. Does your event need a classic number, or would something more modern suffice? Do you want it to be nerdy? Festive? If you don't see something you like below, I can create a custom act for you! Just Contact Me.
For SIGNATURE ACTS please consider these FLASHY numbers: Knife Throwing burlesque, FULL SIZE Carousel Horse prop, Large R2D2 Prop (Star Wars), War Plane act 'The Red Heron' (Large Plane Prop)
For NERDY ACTS please consider these numbers: Beaker (The Muppets), No Face (Spirited Away) BALLOON POP, Poison Ivy (Batman),
Large R2D2 Prop (Star Wars), Fox in Sock (Dr Suess), The Valkyrie FAN DANCE (Angela from Spawn), and more
For RISQUE or FETISH ACTS please consider these numbers: Knife Throwing burlesque, Wax Pouring, and more
For CLASSIC ACTS please consider these numbers: Fox Strut LARGE BOA, FULL SIZE Carousel Horse prop, Take it All FAN DANCE, and more
Updates in Process Below! Please Contact me if you have any questions!
Carousel Horse - BIG PROP!
This classic number can be done to a bump 'n grind song or a more modern Goldfrap tune, it's up to you! What doesn't change is that this giant rhinestoned showpony is a major showstopper. From colour-changing costume reveals (dusty blue, red, gold) to an upside down stocking peel, this number is great for major events!
Performed at launch parties, the Toronto Burlesque Festival, fundraiser balls, and more!
Music: Custom Blues Cut OR Goldfrapp - Ride on a White Horse (custom edit with intro)
*This act has a LARGE PROP that comes apart, and fits in a simple van cab. Will require transportation fees.
Cites Performed In: Toronto
Dirty Picture - With a Polaroid Camera!
Music: Custom Cut - Purple Wail/Take a Dirty Picture/Hey Yeah
Cities Performed In: Toronto, Ottawa, Charleston North Carolina, New York, Jamaica
R2D2 - The Droid You're Looking For
BIG PROP! Feather Fans! Glowsticks!
This nerdlesque Star Wars themed act is flashy! Techno music and a pop culture twist make this an eye catching homage to everyone's favourite robit. This is the droid you are looking for.
Performed at Babes in Space, Toronto's May the 4th for G33kPr0n, Detroit's May the 4th, and headlined in NYC for Epic Win Burlesque and Ottawa for Wondergeeks Activate: Nerdgasm!
Music: Daft Punk - Robot Rock (custom edit with dubstep and SFX)
*This act has a LARGE PROP which fits in a trunk. Will require transportation fee
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Stratford, Ottawa, Detroit, New York
The Red Heron - BIG PROP
A classic number with a twist! Featuring a pilot costume and a custom created signature prop: A GREAT BIG war plane, The Red Heron! Ending with a cheeky reveal from behind a rhinestoned parasol propeller.
This act has been performed in Boston, in the Toronto Burlesque Festival, and for the screening for the Burlesque Assassins movie!
Music: Frank Sinatra - Fly Me to the Moon (mixed with Danger Zone)
* This act has a LARGE PROP and is subject to additional charge
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Boston
Fox Strut - BOA
Music: Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle Without Honour or Humanity (custom cut)
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Jamaica, Ottawa
A high-energy shakedown shimmy act, with an all red costume and a familiar song!
This act has been performed at Sexapalooza Toronto, headlined in Ottawa, traveled to Jamaica and Seattle, as an opener for rock bands, at a magazine launch party, and more!
Music: Fergie - Barracuda
* This can also be a Holiday-themed act, with the addition of a special Cthulhu themed musical intro, or a 'red herring' fish prop.
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, New York, Seattle, Jamaica
Cowgirl Lasso - With Lasso Tricks!
Music: The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly into Black Betty
Cities Performed In: Toronto, Chatham
Music: Custom Cut - Gremlins Trailer, Gremlins Theme
Cities Performed In: Toronto, Ottawa
A sultry bluesy number, with a red and teal costume (body harness!) and feathered headdress.
Music: The Presidents of the United States - Candy (custom edit)
* This act can include candy or not, and this costume may be used for other song choices if needed.
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Kingston, Stratford, Ottawa, Montreal
Beaker - BIG PROP and boa
Music: Muppet Skit and Weird Science Remix (custom cut)
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Ottawa
Valkyrie FAN DANCE (Spawn, Angela)
Cites Performed In: Toronto, New York
No Face (Spirited Away) BALLOON POP
Cities Performed In: Toronto
Details on these acts coming soon!
Bond Girl KNIVES and WHIPS
Black Widow KNIVES and WHIPS
Squeeze Toy PROP
Man's Ruin DUET
Son of a Preacher DUET WAX
Knife Throwing: Bad to the Bone
New Orleans Blues 'n Grind
Take it All Fan Dance
Fox in Socks
Candy Cane Gag
I Love My Computer
Hop Off Lover
Enter the Circus
A rock and roll circus ringmaster! Featuring a hat and cane, this is a four minute high-energy act in a popular burlesque theme!
Great for Moulin Rouge or Circus themed events, and perfect for band openers!
Music: Saliva - Ladies & Gentlemen (custom edit)
Cites Performed In: Toronto, Oshawa